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La MaSheen

April 1, 2011

La MaSheen

Article by
John Swartz
Category
Work

Charlie Sheen’s very public meltdown raised eyebrows, captured eyeballs, and elicited sniggers and sneers alike. I found myself inserting these nonsensical sound bites into my tweets and status updates so frequently I thought there simply had to be a better way.

Enter La MaSheen: a web-based, smart phone accessible, application that allows users to enter their own simple phrases, and automatically augment them with a phrase from the master.

Heading home for a nap? Why not add, “bringing my ordinance to the ground.” Meeting friends for lunch, why not say, “feasting with warlocks and assassins” instead?

The quasi- artificial intelligence of the application empowers your tweets with Adonis DNA. Faux-heuristics free your banal updates from their terrestrial limitations.

With La MaSheen, you can take #winning to a whole…other…level.

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